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FebruaryUnder the G 46February 23, 2005 at 4:50 pm AST by Rodney MacLeodLast night I did something that I have not done since I was a little kid. Kent, Lisa, Paul, Sarah and I went to bingo. The last time I went people were still using bingo chips. The dabbers were fun. A little messy if you were sitting next to Sarah
This was not a night spent with 200 old women. This night was spent with the PEI women’s hockey team who were trying to raise money for some tournament. Paul (who actually plays bingo with old 200 old women) invited us to go out and support his girlfriend and their team.
We all had a blast especially Lisa and I, who both won a game a piece. Some of the prizes were really good. I have new wipers, a sixty dollar gift certificate for carline, a toaster, a tool set, and some other things. Lisa won some shirts, an oil change, a hair cut and some other things. Both packages were valued at around $200. That is now the biggest thing I ever won, beating out $100 at pull tabs once, and the giant chocolate bar I won in grade nine.
I think I might try playing for money some night with the old women at the Lions Club.
Posted by PAUL MAC on February 25, 2005 at 1:34 am ASThttp://www.oldbingoladies.comRod and Sarah were playing *Bingo*. Sarah kept looking over Rod's shoulder saying, "you've got that number mark it off, you've got that number mark it off". After putting up with this for some time
Rod got annoyed and said, "why don't you do your own sheet" Sarah replied "I can't it's full"
How do you make a 200 old ladies say "SHIT" at the same time? --- Yell Bingo
**Note** There are not very many bingo jokes on the internet, these 2 are the best of about 5 that I found
Posted by Anonymous on February 27, 2005 at 4:24 pm ASTNot all women that go to bingo at the lions club are old....I bet there are other 22 year olds with bingo bags and a full set of bingo dabbers!
Posted by fat bastard on March 11, 2005 at 11:40 am ASTyeah , i bet thier cute and 22 as well. BINGO!